Erik is a little boy

Erik is God's little toy

Erik thinks that God's not real

God said that "thou shalt not steal"

Erik is a disk jockey

God is more than a little cocky

God is not a music man

he's too concerned with his Master Plan

Erik has a Swedish ring

Erik has countrymen that sing

God's not a singer because

if we sang like God we'd break our jaws.

God is real and God's not new

Erik sits with God and talks things through

One day God turns Erik to gold

and the next day Erik's on E-bay, sold.

Erik sits on his hot fireplace

Erik is rigid, and flushed in the face,

God is happy and He tells the world

His masterplan has been unfurled.

Erik is golden and will never die

Erik makes an excellent Goldfish pie

God is a cook but never makes food

God is not real, but to say so is Rude.

Rob is a whiteboy with time on his hands

and is no more a camel than time's made of sand

Erik lives with God, and Rob is their maid

He cooks and he cleans and he doesn’t get paid,

But he's happy

and that's all that matters...