Totally Harmless Me

Dogs know they are going to die and prepare for it early.

They know how to get into the medicine cupboard,

and prepare a meal.

They could turn on the shower to clean their lungs,

or time it just right when falling to the ground past 1st, 2nd storey windows.

I have none of these skills.

I am totally harmless and will live longer than most dogs.

This is not an accident, ask anyone who will listen.

Sometimes my eyes water then freeze up,

then i don't need my glasses anymore and can lose them on a busy road,

if i wish.